Susan Bell was just an ordinary Earth girl, until she’s whisked away one night by lesbian pirates from outer space. Led by Captain Janet, they insist that Susie is their long lost princess, who was stolen from the queen of planet Lesbos-1 when she was a baby, and they’re going to bring her home. On the way, they rob a bank, and catch the interest of an incompetent superhero, crash land on a planet of hulking beasts, enter a space race, find romance, and nearly go to jail. Then their trek truly becomes an odyssey as they encounter cannibals, witches, gods, and sirens on the way home. Then they must fight the leader of the Intergalactic Justice Force who threatens to take down everything the pirates of Lesbos-1 hold dear: freedom and love.
Due to very sad circumstances, LPFOS is no longer available on the web.