Cast
| Jackie Monroe (Aliases include: Marilyn, Zoozoobella, Carmen) Age: 26 She's as distractible as she is ambitious, so it kind of cancels out. Her tongue has a way of speaking on its own. |
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Saffron Reed Age: 24 Jackie's roommate and best friend. She studied fashion, but now she's a waitress. Smells like Febreeze and cigarettes. Punk rock is her religion. |
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Tom Baker Age: 30 Jackie's boyfriend. A cute(-ish) librarian. Both his dads were huge fans of Star Trek and passed their nerdiness to him. Sometimes he has a mustache. |
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Uncle Max Jackie's uncle who taught her about the curse and tried to help her break it until he died. Grew up with a very hateful mother. |
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George Prynn Age: 28 Jackie's high-school boyfriend (though he knew her as "Carmen") and her greatest rival. Like Jackie, he's trying to break Middleville's curse. He's very smarmy and full of himself. |
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Moira Age: 26 Saffron's girlfriend. She wasn't born in Middleville, and doesn't have the curse to deal with. She is the most epic person Jackie has ever seen. The guitarist for a famous band called Flash Paper Virgins, she was raised on a reservation before becoming homeless. |
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Shanna Age: 33 Jackie's ex-roommate. They're still friends, sort of. Shanna is a huge stoner. She thinks of herself as a manic-pixie-dream-girl type, bringing excitement to people's lives, but she comes off as irritating instead. |
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Slogar Age: 31 Jackie's coworker at the newspaper, Slogar is a reporter. He speaks stunted English with a Bosnian accent. A happy-go-lucky kind of guy with a rich inner life few people notice. |
