(Aliases include: Marilyn, Zoozoobella, Carmen)
She's as distractible as she is ambitious, so it kind of cancels out. Her tongue has a way of speaking on its own.
Jackie's roommate and best friend. She studied fashion, but now she's a waitress. Smells like Febreeze and cigarettes. Punk rock is her religion.
Jackie's boyfriend. A cute(-ish) librarian. Both his dads were huge fans of Star Trek and passed their nerdiness to him. Sometimes he has a mustache.
Jackie's uncle who taught her about the curse and tried to help her break it until he died. Grew up with a very hateful mother.
Jackie's high-school boyfriend (though he knew her as "Carmen") and her greatest rival. Like Jackie, he's trying to break Middleville's curse. He's very smarmy and full of himself.
Saffron's girlfriend. She wasn't born in Middleville, and doesn't have the curse to deal with. She is the most epic person Jackie has ever seen. The guitarist for a famous band called Flash Paper Virgins, she was raised on a reservation before becoming homeless.
Jackie's ex-roommate. They're still friends, sort of. Shanna is a huge stoner. She thinks of herself as a manic-pixie-dream-girl type, bringing excitement to people's lives, but she comes off as irritating instead.
Jackie's coworker at the newspaper, Slogar is a reporter. He speaks stunted English with a Bosnian accent. A happy-go-lucky kind of guy with a rich inner life few people notice.