Cast

Jackie Monroe
(Aliases include: Marilyn, Zoozoobella, Carmen)
Age: 26
She's as distractible as she is ambitious, so it kind of cancels out.
Saffron Reed
Age: 24
Jackie's roommate and best friend. She studied fashion, but now she's a waitress. Smells like Febreeze and cigarettes.
Tom Baker
Age: 30
Jackie's boyfriend. A cute(-ish) librarian. Both his dads were huge fans of Star Trek and passed their nerdiness to him.
Uncle Max
Jackie's uncle who taught her about the curse and tried to help her break it until he died.
George Prynn
Age: 28
Jackie's high-school boyfriend (though he knew her as "Carmen") and her greatest rival.
Moira
Age: 27
Saffron's girlfriend. She wasn't born in Middleville, and doesn't have the curse to deal with. She is the most epic person Jackie has ever seen.