Every girl you like is a lesbian? That's about as far away as you can get from the lesbian experience, can I get an amen?
We've seen Russ before. I don't intend for him to become a regular, but boy I have fun watching him frustrate Saffron and if you're not torturing your characters, what are you doing?
I was gonna have this be one page but the art was tiny and squished so I gave it some breathing room and I'm sure glad I did!















YEA! You are back! Missed ya!
Also – A lesbian (homosexual) in a man’s body… wouldn’t that essentially mean he was gay? A homosexual in a man’s body, right?
FWIW – I’ve been attracted to lesbians before (I’m one of those penis-owner-type-people). It’s kinda crummy when you find out, but as someone who has also had to disappoint quite a few gay boys too.. I get ya…
Dunno, I’ve usually found it’s less unpleasant to be turned down by a lesbian than by a straight woman.
When turned down by a lesbian it’s because she doesn’t fancy men. When turned down by a straight woman it’s because she doesn’t fancy me personally.
There are lesbians who will date women of the “penis-owner-type” (there are others who won’t, though), it’s not the penis they find unattractive, they just aren’t into men of any sort.
huh? woman with a penis?? do explain, dear
… somethin like a sexchange??
But back to ‘man-lesbian’ (being a male, girl fancier..:P) – I can see why most girls turn lez, I have seen some awful macho males..
how about a guy, who loves women(and all their wonderful shapes
), but is NOT turned on by BJs, but more by doing it to a girl??
There are transgender women who have always been female in gender but were born in a body considered male. They don’t always get a “sex change” for whatever reason (financial, medical, etc), so would have a penis, and there are lesbian women who are attracted to the woman they are inside and enjoy dating and having sex with them.
Not all lesbian women are attracted to trans women who haven’t had a “sex change”, but most lesbians aren’t attracted to every single woman. There are even women who identify as lesbian and are attracted to transgender MEN. Sexuality is a complex and beautiful thing.
Saffron knows that there ARE lesbians who have penises, and made sure to ask Russ if that was what he was struggling to say before saying anything else. She’d have felt really bad if Russ was trying to come out as trans to her and she yelled at him.
Amen.
StJason: It would indeed mean that he was gay, because lesbian’s are gay. If you mean does it mean he’s a gay man, then no, it does not. Sexuality and Gender are completely different concepts. You can be a gay man in a woman’s body, a straight man in a woman’s body, a gay woman in a man’s body, a straight woman in a man’s body, and like a dozen other possible combinations. But I’m fairly certain that the guy in this comic is a straight man in a man’s body trying to get into a lesbian’s pants.
I wish I could like or favorite your reply. Also, can we be friends?
Amen, woe and alas.
Ugh. Amen to that.
Michelle, I want to be your friend as well!
I wonder if Tom needs to be called in to give a talk about alignment issues in relationships?
OK I can totally relate to what Russ is saying. It’s not like every women I like is a lesbian, just a rather large percentage of them are. I think it has something to do with the body type I prefer: slim hips, not over endowed in the chest, looks good without make-up, and the personality that likes who they are. Most of those women that I find are lesbians, and a rather large percentage of those are dykes to boot. Fortunately I have managed to get what I mean and what I want across to most of them much better in person than I have in this comment, and the majority of them I’m still friends with. Except for a couple of dykes that were highly incensed that a man liked them for their appearance and personality. Quelle horror!
dude, you are pretty clueless about lesbians…who are clearly not all of the same body type.
I didn’t say all lesbians are of the same body type, I said a high percentage of women of the body type I like are lesbians, and that I seem to find most of them. Not the same thing, And I know lots of lesbians, and that they come in about every shape imaginable. About half the membership of the church I attend is QUILTBAG, monogamous straight men are a distinct (as in very small) minority. I know lesbians that look like men, lesbians that look like models, fat lesbians, BBW lesbians, anorexic lesbians, and a whole passel of bi girls who are not lesbians but want to be their friends. I’m not “clueless” about lesbians, I just have bad luck running in to straight women that have the body type I like.
Maybe you should try branching out on the body types you like
I’m not sure I “get” this comment. To take the next logical step from this suggestion, I suppose that lesbians should try branching out on the gender that they’re attracted to…? Afteralll, if you’re not attracted to every body type for every gender, you’re discriminating! *eyeroll*
Okay, nothing to do with this page, but yesterday my daughter (2 yr) was painted and got red paint on her nose. I had leave it there all day because she reminded me so much of your artistic style. Every time I saw her I giggled.
Thank you for this page xD Spot on!
AMEN. Though I’m not a lesbian, I’m bi. But every girl I’ve ever liked was straight. Even the one I like now… I’m pretty sure.
“Meaty Yogurt – A lesbian in a man
Hmm.
So, have things stopped with meaty yogurt or what? My apologies for my impertinence but it’s been 3 months and I’m kinda curious/worried
I asked her on Twitter after noticing she’s still active there, I’m a new reader and wanted to know if I should bother bookmarking this comic. She says it’s just on hiatus for now. I’m assuming she has at least one other project taking up her attention, most webcomic artists usually juggle multiple projects.
Ah thank you. I should have also realised that she tends to release pages in bunches and due to work commitments, it took her 6 months to update last time. Less worried now.
Kinda wondering here myself, Lord Night.
Worried as well…
I know she is pregnant again and that can take a lot out of you. I’m sure this comic will pick back up after her baby comes and she gets some time to recover.
I’m not pregnant. Why do people think I’m pregnant???
Well, you know that strange woman with the eyepatch?
I think it’s because people think you would make an awesome mommy. You have the teaching morality bit and the tell stories bit down pat.
Are you maybe thinking of Gina Biggs, who does Red String and Erstwhile? Because that’s totally her situation. And totally not Megan’s, as we’ve just been informed. Buuuut they both do Filthy Figments, so you could maybe have gotten some artists’ names scrambled in your brain?
Yup. I got them mixed up in my head. Sorry! Lol. You both write amazing comics that I read and MY pregnancy brain scrambled you up so again, sorry!
No forgiveness for the no-offence-meantingly confused!
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Can’t believe next month it will be a year since an actual chapter update. Not including the two one page comic posts.